The Thirteenth Commandment: Shave The Head Of Your Sex Slave
Those who believe the Bible is the inerrant word of God must attend when in Deuteronomy Chapter 8, Moses declares:
Know therefore that the LORD thy God, he is God, the faithful God, which keepeth covenant and mercy with them that love him and keep his commandments to a thousand generations; and repayeth them that hate him to their face, to destroy them: he will not be slack to him that hateth him, he will repay him to his face. Thou shalt therefore keep the commandments, and the statutes, and the judgments, which I command thee this day, to do them.
That’s right: those who believe the Bible is the inerrant word of God must accept that God will keep covenant and mercy with those that keep his commandments to a thousand generations: 20 to 30 thousand years from the time of their declaration.
Those who believe the Bible is the inerrant word of God must acknowledge that in Deuteronomy Chapter 11, Moses declares “a blessing, if ye obey the commandments of the LORD your God, which I command you this day.”
Moses issued many commandments that day, commandments that the LORD demands be kept for a thousand generations. Here’s one. Deuteronomy 21:
When thou goest forth to war against thine enemies, and the LORD thy God hath delivered them into thine hands, and thou hast taken them captive, and seest among the captives a beautiful woman, and hast a desire unto her, that thou wouldest have her as thy wife; then thou shalt bring her home to thine house; and she shall shave her head, and pare her nails; and she shall put the raiment of her captivity from off her, and shall remain in thine house, and bewail her father and her mother a full month: and after that thou shalt go in unto her, and be her husband, and she shall be thy wife.
Hear that? If you go to war and capture a beautiful woman, you can take her for sex without her permission and keep her forever, regardless of what she thinks. You just have to have her head shaved and wait a month. Then you can rape her.
And hey, just in case you were going to trot out some kind of new-fangled theology that isn’t actually in the Bible to explain this away, oh “Bible is the inerrant word of God” believers, remember that Moses said the LORD’s commandments he declared that day were to be followed for a thousand generations!
And remember what Jesus said. Matthew Chapter 5:
Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfill. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or tittle shall nowise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled. Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven.
You don’t want to be that “whosoever,” do you? You don’t want to be called least in the kingdom of heaven, do you?
Just remember, you believers in Biblical inerrancy: when you take a beautiful woman captive as your sex slave, make sure to shave her head before you rape her!