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Ignore Your Chocolate Chip Cookie Recipe

The chocolate chip cookie recipe you got from the back of the bag? Piece of crap. For a recipe using a 12 ounce bag of chocolate chips, add a cup of flour. If you want, add another cup of oats. Then they won’t come out as flat as an old 33 record.

That is all.

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