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Swine Flu Is The Missionary-Be-Gone Miracle Cure

A pair of Mormon missionaries just came to my door, as they have many times before, trying to get us to convert. This morning, however, they cut their message short. I greeted them with a “Good morning! Our whole house has swine flu.”

They were off the porch in 5 seconds. It seems that their faith stops where viruses begin.

Praise H1N1!

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