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Anti-Gay God Punishes Maryland with Partly Sunny Skies

It’s time again to play Where’s God’s Judgment!

Despite the declarations of multiple fundamentalist Christian leaders that God uses hurricanes and other extreme forms of weather to cast His Mighty Judgment down on those countries, states and municipalities that pass gay-friendly legislation, the people of Chile and Massachusetts and Portugal and Iowa and Spain and New Hampshire and Greece and Connecticut and Washington DC have embraced same-sex marriage and enjoyed fine weather at the time.

Yesterday, the Maryland House of Delegates rejected a bill that would have prohibited Maryland from recognizing same-sex marriages performed elsewhere. God’s punishment? Partly sunny skies and temperatures in the 40s.

If God really hates gay marriage so much, couldn’t He at least send a dust devil or something?

2 thoughts on “Anti-Gay God Punishes Maryland with Partly Sunny Skies”

  1. Tom says:

    . . . of course now we have the ‘snowpocalypse’ coming – that these idiots can point to . . .

  2. George says:

    I think the point of this article is ‘causation doesn’t equal correlation’, Tom. It’s sarcastic humor. Hee, hee, get it?

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