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Killing Cats To Defend Us From Satan?

The newest word about the bizarre Christian militia that called itself Hutaree: One member is purported to have killed his own pet cat in order to prove to himself that he was ready to fight against Satan’s armies in the name of God.

An undercover FBI agent who had infiltrated the Hutarees reports that group member Kris Sickles said that he shot his cat in order to “see if I could do it, to see if I could kill something I had a feeling for.”

Let’s think this through, now. If you’re preparing to fight against a satanic horde, why would you want to know if you could kill something you have a feeling for? Why, unless you have a feeling for Satan’s hordes?

It doesn’t make sense, but then, a person is already beyond sense when they agree that killing a police officer’s family would spark a civil war and make the kingdom of Jesus come that much faster. Kris Sickles appears to have had an obsession with murder. The Hutaree militia is looking more and more like the Christian version of the Manson Family…

…allegedly. None of this has been proven in court yet. The Hutarees are allegedly as mad as a March hare.

5 thoughts on “Killing Cats To Defend Us From Satan?”

  1. Montana says:

    I love that they asked for “Public Defender”, they know now that there was an undercover FBI agent. The simpleton Tea baggers keep missing the point. These are the same whiners that were crying when the McCain/Bailin ticket lost. Now that their yelling (because they are haters not debaters) did not stop health care from passing, they are crying again. They think they can scare, intimidate and force others to go along with them by comments like “This time we came unarmed”, let me tell you something they are not the only ones who have guns and not all ex-military join the fringe militia crazies who don’t pay taxes and run around in the parks playing commando, the majority understand that the world is more complicated and grey then the black and white that these simpleton make it out to be and that my friend is the point. So it’s only fitting that their leaders are Sarah Bailin, Victoria Jackson, Michele Bachmann and their turn coat Glenn. So if you are bothered that there are some misconceptions of your group, well then I think you need to be more careful who you invite to give you speeches.

  2. J. Clifford says:

    Really, Montana. Why, thanks for “reading” the article. Are these the same whiners who were, um… making cut and paste spam comments all over the place, like at …


    1. Jim says:

      And over at Clarion Advisory too.

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