One night I had the oddest dream
of walking on the beach
I had really groovy shorts on
and my shirt was colored peach
A blinding flash across the sky
caused me to lift my head
Scenes from my life before my eye
Bright colors in my head
When I looked back down to the sand
God was smiling there
one pair of footprints upon the land
“Were you gone, God? Did you care?”
Then God said, “Dude, you’re wigging out!
Chill out, and don’t be daft.
These days for all abiding
I use a hovercraft.”