As a family man as much as a matter of nostalgia, I’ve had a hankering for those white tube socks with different colors of stripes at the top. They were perfect for laundry sorting when I was a kid: everybody knew who had which colors, and you could match ’em up just like that.
Well, now you can satisfy your hankering. Skater Socks sells those socks, in all the classic 1970s combinations. They’re made in the USA, not by some poor underfed kid in a poisonous factory in China.