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The Three Prayers God Always Says Yes To

1. Dear Lord, could you replace my current refrigerator with an exact replica?
2. I would be eternally in your debt, God, if you would move that rock on the far side of the moon six inches to the left.
3. O Great and Mighty Ruler of the Universe, does today’s Lotto number begin with an even number or an odd number?

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Psst... what kind of person doesn't support pacifism?