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I Am Going To Burn A Koran In 15 Minutes

That wacky, hateful pastor at the Dove World Outreach Center in Gainesville, Florida, is playing a game for publicity by pledging to burn a bunch of Korans, and then saying he won’t do it, and then hedging his bets, and saying he’ll stop his Koran burning protest, but only if a Muslim community center in New York City relocates.

Never mind this particular pastor, though, because the fanatics over at the Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka, Kansas say that they’ll burn Korans on September 11 even if the Dove World Outreach Center doesn’t.

I can’t stand the dramatic tension anymore. I happen to have a copy of the Koran in my house, so I’m going to go burn one in my backyard, just to get it over with.

Seriously, the fire starts in 15 minutes. In about 30 minutes, I’ll post the video. Wish me, luck, or damnation, or whatever you want to wish me. Wishes don’t come true, so I feel pretty safe about it.

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