Omaha, Nebraska is Under Sharia Law. How?
How could this have come to pass? How could America, America of all places, allow the Islamofascists to sneak their wily…
Oh, hang on, wait. Whoops. No, no, Omaha Nebraska is not under Sharia law at all. That was a typographical error which I deeply regret. What I meant to write was that the Neighborhood of Make-Believe is under Sharia Law.
So, um, vote me into the Senate.