Gold’s Gym has something for everyone… who is a Republican right wing anti-environment bigot.
Robert Rowling, the owner of the company that runs Gold’s Gyms, a popular workout chain across the country, gave two million dollars to Karl Rove’s organization, American Crossroads.
American Crossroads spent that money on helping anti-gay extremists who mock Hispanics, insist that global warming is a hoax, oppose regulation of offshore drilling companies like BP, support the teaching of Creationism in public school science classes, and want to make Christianity the law of the land.
If you’re a Gold’s Gym customer, we have a special discount offer for you: Quit your membership at Gold’s Gym, and keep your self-respect at no additional charge!
Of course, Gold’s Gym has a new introductory membership offer as well: Join Gold’s Gym, and you get a complimentary loathing for science and cultural diversity, which is yours to keep so long as you don’t give a damn about anyone but yourself.