There’s just one problem for the hundreds of thousands of people who are planning to attend Jon Stewart’s rally for inactivism tomorrow here in Washington D.C.: They prefer to get their politics on TV, by watching John Stewart. How can they watch Jon Stewart on TV, if they’re at the Jon Stewart rally?
Don’t worry. Jon Stewart thought of a solution.
Stewart arranged for a collection of giant television sets to be brought to the rally site on the National Mall. That way, people attending the Jon Stewart rally can watch the rally on television and still be there. Now, Jon Stewart fans don’t have to deal with the anxiety of being away from a TV set. Problem solved!