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God Only Cares About Florida Superintendent of Schools

When Bay City Superintendent of Schools was shot at in a meeting this week, the bullet missed and lodged in the wall behind him. After the incident, he went on national television to declare, “God blocked the bullet. And I’m not saying that facetiously. I really believe that.”

God must hate all the other people who get hit by bullets. Or maybe God is on vacation sometimes.

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