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An Infallible Discovery Predicts The End Of The World

The end of the year is not far away now, and so the time has come for the annual ritual of making predictions about what the new year will bring. This year, however, we don’t need to bother making predictions. Preacher Harold Camping, founder of the Family Radio Worldwide network, has already done the work for us, and he says that he has infallible proof that Jesus Christ will return to Earth on May 21, 2011. Furthermore, he says that he has irrefutable evidence that the world will end on October 21, 2001, so don’t even bother thinking about what you’re going to be for Halloween next year.

What is the “infallible proof” Camping has discovered? Read it for yourself:

“We have learned that the precise date of the cross was April 1, 33 A.D. when coordinated with our present modern calendar. April 1, 33 A.D. is the only date that meets all the requirements of the Bible, such as being a Friday that falls on the correct date for the Passover, which was the date Christ was to be crucified.

We also have known for some time that the date of the first day of the Day of Judgment coincides with the day when the Rapture will take place, on May 21, 2011. But then it was discovered that there are exactly 722,500 days from April 1, 33 A.D. until May 21, 2011. This fact gives us another infallible, absolute proof that May 21, 2011 is the date of the Rapture.”

In what sense is this argument infallible? Perhaps in the sense that it is so incoherent that anyone attempting to even understand the argument will surely fail. Perhaps, however, there is another level of meaning in Camping’s claim of infallibility. An anagram for the word infallible is the phrase final libel. Perhaps Camping is speaking in code, telling us that his stories about the end of the world coming in 2011 are his last fib, and he’ll be honest after this.

Perhaps some of Camping’s honesty is already leaking through. In another prophecy, Camping claims the Christianity clearly teaches that “gay pride” was “planned by God as a sign of the End”. If that were true, it would mean that Christians would have to celebrate gay pride as the will of their god, and revere their homosexual neighbors as members of an elite class of prophets for their religion. As much as Camping claims to despise gays and lesbians, he can’t help but point the way to the truth that, underneath his prickly exterior, he’s thankful to have homosexuality around.

8 comments to An Infallible Discovery Predicts The End Of The World

  • Anonymous

    …oh, my…**Shakes his head***…it’s toones like this that give the rest of us God Fearing people a bad name…

  • Hm. How do you believers tell the difference between someone like Harold Camping and someone you can regard as a genuine prophet? What are the telltale differences?

    • Jacob

      The first clear sign is that no one knows the day and the time of the coming of the Lord. If one were to decare a date that person is proven wrong immediatly. He will come as a thief in the night.

      Secondly, the second ONE prediction is wrong then the person is not a prophet. God always keeps His promise. If what someone says doesnt happen then they are not speaking on behalf of God.

      Also, all predictions must stay in line with Scripture. God is the same yesterday, today, tomorrow and forever. If anything is out of line with what has already been revealed then they are not of God.

  • ?Glad to see more open debate on this most important topic during these difficult & trying times of Great Tribulation. Just look around you at the world & recognize the signs of the times. Millions worldwide to believe that this TIMELINE in the Holy Bible recently UNcovered is TRUE~! Do an internet search on “Rapture billboards” and you will find that there are many all around the world. The United States of America is behind the curve as this warning message has been sent forth via ‘shortwave’ radio for years. Study to find yourself approved. Perhaps the Holy Spirit will open your spiritual eyes & ears as has been done for millions of others. Only the ‘ELECT’ will be saved & only Almighty God knows who the ‘ELECT’ are. Pray for mercy~! AMEN ?

  • According to Mark

    It is apparent none of the scoffers in this medium have searched out the study materials on these proclamations. I understand that we would rather refer to only 1 or 2 referable scriptures to base our whole stand. That is an erroneous and fatal stand. Psalms 25:2 clearly points to a place where only Kings would care to go: the deep things of GOD. That is why Jesus told Nicodemus ‘ you must be born again’. But if you have the courage and strength to search out the matter than do your due diligence as any educated person ought to else be seen for what you are: Either one who is lacking knowledge or like pharisees in Jesus’ day; haters of God & of truth. The-latter-rain.com site is an excellent resource to track specific aspects of these proclamations or truths. I have spent over 5 years studying these things and to think you who deny such things would understand in a day or week or month (only by the regeneration of GOD) would be, well a miracle. So I pray for your miracle you who mock, scoff ridicule or hate such a one as I. Jesus spoke on the cross saying ‘forgive them Father for they know not what they do'; or else be like the educated Pharisees. What did Jesus say to them: If you will not believe you will die in your sins. Who side are you in!?

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