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Massive Protest By 4 People Against Don’t Ask Don’t Tell Repeal!

Didn’t the Republicans warn us what would happen if Bill Clinton’s Don’t Ask Don’t Tell policy to discriminate against gays and lesbians in the military was repealed? Why, oh why, didn’t we listen?

Social unrest has been let loose upon our nation! The protests against the repeal are massive, threatening to undo the fabric of our national security… or at least to slightly trample some landscaping in a small spot outside the West Point military academy.

That’s where a crowd, 4 people strong, led… um… themselves… in a protest against the repeal. Clearly, a movement to reinstate Don’t Ask Don’t Tell has begun, and it’s ready to sweep across… well… maybe a living room… until supper time.

They called the repeal of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell a “terror attack”. If they’re right, should the members of Congress, I mean terrorists, who voted in favor of the repeal be shipped down to the prisons of Guantanamo Bay today, or should we give them an extra day to say goodbye to their families?

3 thoughts on “Massive Protest By 4 People Against Don’t Ask Don’t Tell Repeal!”

  1. misskittyinthecity says:

    Oh damn! Your article caught me by surprise and I laughed so hard I spit tea all over my laptop!

  2. Tom says:

    And by Hassidic JEWS yet!

  3. HareTrinity says:

    The British media keeps having this phrasing:

    The “‘don’t ask don’t tell’ legislation, which stopped homosexuals from openly serving in the army”

    This makes it sound like they’re gay people forced to keep secret their military careers!

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