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Thanks for the Reminder

I received a helpful reminder in an e-mail message this afternoon:

Jesus

Jesus died over 2000 years ago.
Nobody has ever referred to him as the late Jesus,
Not even the heathens.
Nowhere in history.
Nowhere has He EVER been referred to in the past tense!
He is the Living God!

97% OF YOU WON’T FORWARD THIS MESSAGE.
When Jesus died on the cross He was thinking of you!
If you are one of the 3% who will stand up for Him, forward this.

I usually make it a point not to pass on guilt-trip chain messages, but this time I felt the need to make an exception. So here goes:

When I think of the late Jesus Christ, I often wonder why pictures of him give him such clean skin. Surely, while he was alive, the late Jesus Christ had a zit or two. They hadn’t invented Stridex yet.

P.S. Google shows 6,740 results for “the late Jesus Christ.” Oopsie.

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