Dateline: May 21, 2011, 11:00 AM.
Prominent Christian preacher Harold Camping is heard every day on on Family Radio, broadcast from coast to coast. According to him, today is the day of the Rapture and Judgment. When the largest earthquake ever known to mankind shakes the ground. When the Earth spits out the bodies of the damned to rot in plain view. When all the souls of the saved ascend to heaven, leaving behind their homes, their patio furniture, their 501Ks… their CARS.
I’m taking this video footage as I come upon car after car after car, each one sitting still in public view. Each one empty. No one left inside.
Where is everybody?
Could this be it?
Is this Judgment Day come to Earth?
No… it’s Walmart.