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5 thoughts on “Waiting for the Quake: Is The Rapture Here Yet?”

  1. Tom says:

    Hey, c’mon – it’s not til 6 pm! Gimme a chance to cut the grass and see a movie before we’re all shaken, smoked, and left for dead by some all loving God (that’s SOME ALL LOVING GOD YA GOT THERE).

    So the real question becomes – what are you gonna DO today, as if these were your last moments on the planet? Really, would it be any different if an asteroid was on the way and would hit at about 6 pm tonight?

  2. J. Clifford says:

    I’m going to dig raspberry canes to plant in my garden today. Was that foretold by scripture?

    1. Jim Cook says:

      Great tribulations? Those canes can be kinda prickly.

  3. Tom says:

    Here’s the kind of “thinkin'” popular in them ar religious states:

    Kentucky is cutting education funding but giving a $43 million tax break to a creationism theme park! BWAH-HAAAA-HAAAAAAA-HAAAA!

  4. Tom says:

    After the memo from God, scroll down to Dubya’s prophecy:

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