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Met Any Demons Lately?

The Field Guide To Demons recommends that “the surest way to encounter a demon manifesting itself in our world is to venture alone, at night, outside town boundaries. Your presence will probably invite an abundant display of demon plumage.”

I’ve gone outside my town, on foot, at night, many times. I have yet to encounter a demon on these trips.

How about any of you? Any demons out there?

4 thoughts on “Met Any Demons Lately?”

  1. Ralph says:

    Maybe you were the demon.

    1. F.G. Fitzer says:

      Well, I would consider that idea, except that my plumage could never be described as “abundant”.

    2. Jon says:

      Why would a demon want to scare a liberal athiest who is already in their back pocket?

  2. Tom says:

    mwah-hah-hah-hahhh! zeese demons – zey aire invisibal!

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