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God Punishes Sodomite NY Marriage with an end to Killer Heat Wave and Drought

Heat Wave: high temperatures in New York City, July 11 through 21New York same-sex marriages began this Monday, July 25, a day after local clerks in New York State started issuing same-sex marriage licenses. How did God punish New York? With weather, of course. Christian conservatives have declared over and over that God will punish societies that endorse gay and lesbian relationships with nasty weather disasters.

What was the weather disaster of Monday, July 25? There was an end to a heat wave of high temperatures peaking above a hundred degrees Fahrenheit; Monday’s high temperature in New York City was a comfortable 82 degrees. There was also an end to a crop-threatening drought. It hadn’t rained for 17 days in New York City, but on Monday the Big Apple got nearly half an inch.

I’m still trying to figure out the “disaster” part of this weather development, but it must be there, since it is undeniably true that God abhors gay love. If I just twist my brain around a little bit more, the disaster will surely appear.

(Source: temperature and precipitation records)

4 thoughts on “God Punishes Sodomite NY Marriage with an end to Killer Heat Wave and Drought”

  1. Ab says:

    Did you get Hurricane Irene?
    Mentally disordered liberals.

    1. Jim says:

      But New York was largely spared damage and loss of life, Ab. Irene was not as big a deal as people predicted.

  2. mateo says:

    I was watching tv and the hosts was saying that it was very weird that Sandy changes the path and head to NY. coincidence????

    1. Jim Cook says:

      Delayed by one year and three months. Wow. Astounding!

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