Forget Black Friday. I declare today to be Consubstantial Friday.
The Catholic Church is changing its eternal truth this week, so that the Nicene Creed no longer declares Jesus and God to be of one being, but to be instead “Consubstantial”.
You know what they say… In 22 states, if two spirits are consubstantial for 7 years, they become legally married. If you doubt me, I can consubstantiate that with some hard evidence.
To celebrate Consubstantial Friday, I announce a special contest:
The person who makes the best use of the word consubstantial in a sentence will receive a Papal Dispensation for any minor sin, up to, but not including, marital infidelity with an assistant coach in a university athletics program. Please allow two to four weeks for delivery. Offer void where prohibited. Limit of 23 entries per family. Consult your dentist after participating. Sexual side effects may occur. Make your entry in the comment box below.