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Pope Ratzinger And The Glitter Of The Christmas Season

Today, Joe Ratzinger, also known as Pope Benedict the Sixteenth, urged people to “see through the superficial glitter of this season”, to understand the real meaning of Christmas.

Here are some recent photographs of Mr. Ratzinger:

pope with bling extreme luxury in religion
priest of glitter joseph ratzinger with smoking glitter

This is the man who presumes to lecture the rest of the world about our need to see past the glitter? Has he looked in the mirror lately?

Can we have an intervention for Pope Benedict please? Does anyone have the phone number for Glitterholics Anonymous?

4 thoughts on “Pope Ratzinger And The Glitter Of The Christmas Season”

  1. Tom says:

    Dude’s got some serious hat issues.

  2. Tom says:

    He looks a bit too much like the silence of the lamb’s guy.

  3. Bill says:

    Like I said to my wife last night: “The day the Pope shows up to work in a sweatshirt and jeans, THEN he can lecture me about glitter.”

  4. Jim Cook says:

    I think the Pope meant we need to look past glitter… and see who’s got the REAL stuff. Gold, baby, gold.

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