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Americans Elect, FOX News and a Goat? It’s a HuntsmanRothschildPalooza

Genre: Romance

Setting: Exeter, New Hampshire, January 9 2012. The night before the NEW HAMPSHIRE PRIMARY.

Cast of Characters:

LADY LYNN FORESTER DE ROTHSCHILD: Aristocratic nobility. Married to billionaire. Corporate executive. AMERICANS ELECT Leadership.

JON HUNTSMAN: Second-generation rich. Resident of third base. Presidential candidate. Funded by billionaire dad. Supported by ROTHSCHILD.

AMERICANS ELECT: 501c4 corporation. Secret donors. Maintains policy of official neutrality on presidential candidates for its leadership.

GRETA VAN SUSTEREN: FOX News host, “good friend” of ROTHSCHILD

ISAAC: Goat.

[Cue Cameras]

Lady Lynn Forester de Rothschild tweets about her encounter with Isaac the Goat while attending a promotional event for Jon Huntsman

See also:

ACT I: Lady de Rothschild, Americans Elect and No Labels

ACT II: Lady de Rothschild promotes various presidential contenders

ACT III: Lady de Rothschild violates Americans Elect Rules with Big Money Party

2 thoughts on “Americans Elect, FOX News and a Goat? It’s a HuntsmanRothschildPalooza”

  1. Tom says:

    what a circus . . .

  2. Laura says:

    Huntsman has dropped out of the race, now what?
    He actually was one of the sane ones.

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