Flailing around for any loose bit of schmutz to throw at Republican presidential frontrunner Mitt Romney, congressional has-been Newt Gingrich tried a new ploy yesterday. Gingrich accused Mitt Romney of spending money on secret mind control devices.
Gingrich warned voters that Romney is using his money “to brainwash you”.
Political insiders refuse to divulge Romney’s exact mind control methods, but the word on the street is that Romney has bought up 5 million pairs of the hypno-ray glasses that can be found advertised on the back of old comic books.
It is not immediately known if Romney plans to use the glasses’ secondary power – to see through women’s clothes.