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Gingrich Accuses Mitt Romney Of Mass Cash Hypnosis

Flailing around for any loose bit of schmutz to throw at Republican presidential frontrunner Mitt Romney, congressional has-been Newt Gingrich tried a new ploy yesterday. Gingrich accused Mitt Romney of spending money on secret mind control devices.

Gingrich warned voters that Romney is using his money “to brainwash you”.

brainwashing america 2012Political insiders refuse to divulge Romney’s exact mind control methods, but the word on the street is that Romney has bought up 5 million pairs of the hypno-ray glasses that can be found advertised on the back of old comic books.

It is not immediately known if Romney plans to use the glasses’ secondary power – to see through women’s clothes.

2 comments to Gingrich Accuses Mitt Romney Of Mass Cash Hypnosis

  • hypnotic training

    Ola! F G Fitzer,
    I was wondering on a similar note,, who have tried to hide behind the guise of being conservatives but really are helping Obama to bring down our next president Mitt Romney.R. Paul is the only true Gop. candidate that is Honorable and not joining this pack of rabid dogs Gingrich took $1.600 million in fees from Fanny May and Freddy Mac the very same people who brought the economy down and yet accuses Romney this fat joke should crawl back under the bridge and shut up we cons. do not want him go away Gingrich
    Thx.

    • Yes, Master. Ron Paul is the only honorable candidate.

      Yes, Master. Ron Paul has not engaged in attack ads.

      Yes, Master. Ron Paul does not associate with white supremacists.

      Yes, Master. Must vote Ron Paul. Thank you, Master.

      So… sleepy.

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