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Rick Santorum Relies on an Advisory Boar

Have you ever wondered what the conceptual boundaries of a “pro-life” position are? What kind of life does “pro-life” support?

Yesterday, a report by a pro-life Super PAC, the Susan B. Anthony List, to the FEC indicates that pro-life ideology extends to pigs. The PAC acknowledged that it had paid two hundred dollars to “Capitol Square Review and Advisory Boar” in order to support the Rick Santorum for President campaign.

wild pig for santorumAn advisory boar? Why is this Super PAC paying a boar for advice? What kind of advice would a wild pig give to a Republican presidential candidate?

I guess they’re hoping that if they root around for long enough, they’ll find a reason for voters to support Rick Santorum. When pigs fly! You can’t make a silk purse out of a… You get the idea.

One thought on “Rick Santorum Relies on an Advisory Boar”

  1. Bill says:

    Happy as a pig in santorum…

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