From a garden patch sprayed with pesticides, infested with genetically modified organisms, it awakened. Now, it’s looking for revenge.
Beware the wrath of the evil broccoli!
Dr. Ian Walker warns us that that Broccoli is “the greenest of the Evil Vegetables”, explaining that “Broccoli adopts this colour scheme as a form of camoflage, hoping that it will pass unnoticed amongst the friendly lettuces until – too late! – we’ve eaten it and it has ensnared us in its evil clutches.”
Don’t ask me why. It’s early Friday morning.