Having an email address that begins “jcook@…” means I get a lot of misdirected e-mail meant to be sent to Jerry Cook, Jane Cook, Joseph Cook, Junior Cook, J. Whitney Bowles Pierpont Morgan Vanderbilt Cook, and all the other JCooks out there in the world. There are a lot of them.
This morning I received an e-mail containing a conversation between a lawyer and a banker regarding a third party who seemed to be involved in a lawsuit of some kind. There were paragraphs and paragraphs of content (which of course I won’t divulge), and down at the bottom was this declaration:
Note: This e-mail contains information that is confidential. If you are not the intended recipient, you must not read, distribute or copy this e-mail.
You must not read… BUGGER!