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Tuna Salmonella?

The headlines today:

“Tuna linked to salmonella outbreak in 20 states”

“Tuna linked to salmonella outbreak”

“Sushi tuna linked to salmonella in 20 states”

Am I the only one who finds this fishy? How can tuna have salmonella? Shouldn’t they be calling it tunaella?

This cross-species fertilization smacks of salmon-on-tuna / man-on-dog action! It’s an attack against God’s plan to keep my marriage secure! It’s against my constitutional right to bare arms!

2 thoughts on “Tuna Salmonella?”

  1. NomNomNom says:

    Messing with salmon is against my right to keep and arm bears.

  2. Bill says:

    Sushi: because cooking your food before you eat it is soooo Twentieth Century.

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