The headlines today:
“Tuna linked to salmonella outbreak in 20 states”
“Tuna linked to salmonella outbreak”
“Sushi tuna linked to salmonella in 20 states”
Am I the only one who finds this fishy? How can tuna have salmonella? Shouldn’t they be calling it tunaella?
This cross-species fertilization smacks of salmon-on-tuna / man-on-dog action! It’s an attack against God’s plan to keep my marriage secure! It’s against my constitutional right to bare arms!