Hockey Is Violent? Stop The WordPresses!
CNN, the most trusted source in news that’s arranged to have itself broadcast in airports around the country, is leading tonight with the headline: Hockey Playoffs Turn Violent.
Also in the news today:
Springtime Becoming Warmer As Weeks Pass
Presidential Election Turns Negative
Cats Caught Chasing Mice On Viral YouTube Video
People Caught In Sudden Rainstorm Become Wet
Pickles Turn Sour
Thanks for keeping us up to date with these continuing developments, CNN.