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Who Are The Vampires Of The 2012 Presidential Campaign

Something about the invitation from the Mitt Romney for President campaign to “grab a bite with Ann” in combination with the wide-eyed, open-mouthed approach taken by Ann Romney in the accompanying photograph made me reflexively think of the undead, hungry for blood to soothe the anguish of the immortal shadows.

But maybe that’s just me.

If we can have novels featuring Abraham Lincoln as a vampire slayer, why can’t we introduce the vampire theme to the 2012 presidential election?

Besides Ann Romney, who is clearly queen of the night, how can we assign roles for the other characters from the 2012 campaign season?

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One thought on “Who Are The Vampires Of The 2012 Presidential Campaign”

  1. Tom says:

    i don’t know about her, but her husband is backed by all the companies who want to keep things just the way they are (or make them even worse for us):

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