Self-proclaimed religious psychic visionary Linda Newkirk has issued her latest prophecy in an e-mail blast:
“Massive Quake/Volcanic Destruction Imminent!”
Oh dear! But I’m not quite convinced it’s time to go out and buy a lava-repellent helmet. In December 2009 Linda Newkirk issued a prophecy that within just a few months, amid a wave of drug fiends, satanic kidnappers and mind-control rays, the messianic Son of God would “be known to the whole world.”
Are you the Son of God? Have you told the whole world? Or did you forget that bit with all the laundry to to do and the appointment with the dog groomer and all?