This summer, Doctor Stephen Aizenstat will offer a three-day Dream Tending Workshop at the Eranos Institute in Ascona, Switzerland. Using “traditional and emerging methods of dreamwork, the workshop will aid participants in experiencing dreams as alive, and equip them with methods for working with the ‘living images’ of dreams.”
Enrollment is limited to 25 participants, so hurry and sign up for this expensive opportunity now!
On the other hand, if you can’t afford to fly across the Atlantic Ocean to spend three days tending your dreams, don’t worry. The Irregular Times Foundation Of Light is holding its own dream tending workshops, starting tonight.
Dr. Rampo Steele Skyan, who holds a degree in neurophysics from an accredited holistic cryptozoological research institute, will lead members of workshop teams in hands-on exercises of dream tending. These include:
1. Dreamshoe throwing contest
2. Dream grooming
3. Dream trail rides, with BBQ cookout included
4. Mucking the dream stalls
Whereas Dr. Aizenstat’s dream tending classes are limited 25 participants, the Irregular Times dream tending workshops are limited to 10 participants, so you just know that they have to be better.
What’s more, unlike Aizenstat’s worshops, which are located in the boring old Switzerland of the physical plane of existence, Irregular Times dream tending seminars are held on the ZubZub beaches of the astral plane… for those who spiritually enlightened enough to follow the path. This evening, the earthly portal to the ZubZub beaches will be located in the Eastgate Shopping Plaza in Hoboken, at 8:00 PM. Be there now!