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Signs Of The New World Order Apocalypse From Inside My Head

Four days ago, I observed the coming of America’s newest End Times prophecy: Religious radio broadcaster Pamela Rae Schuffert warned that her top secret sources from within the NATO hierarchy in Belgium have tipped her off that NATO soldiers will take over the USA, imposing martial law here and closing American borders by the end of this month.

If you haven’t seen any signs of the impending NATO takeover, maybe it’s because you’ve kept your eyes watching the world around you, rather than closed in prayer, listening for the voice of the Holy Spirit. Listening to the Holy Spirit is what Bob Cuppett has been doing. Pam Schuffert passes on Cuppett’s warning, from April this year:

“I was sitting here going over my email, trying to keep in touch with my family, and this phraseology [from the Holy Spirit] comes before me, ‘almost like emblazing fire’, saying, ‘There is a false flag scenario coming soon!’… Again the precious Holy Spirit is warning that the people need to pray, those who know how to intercede for this nation of ours. There is a desperate false flag scenario operation already underway.”

Schuffert says that she has received a warning from a National Guard soldier, codenamed Bravo 6, at the Ellsworth Air Force Base. This Bravo 6 is supposed to have told Schuffert, that he has inside information from his father, an unnamed NATO general, that there are nuclear missiles at Ellsworth Air Force Base ready to be fired against Washington D.C., Omaha, Cheyenne, and Ellsworth Air Force Base itself. These nuclear weapons, according to Schuffert’s secret sources, are going to be detonated in order to “usher in THE NEW WORLD ORDER Capitol of America under martial law”, creating a justification for the NATO occupation of North America. The new capitol city, according to Schuffert’s secret sources, will be Denver, Colorado.

Pamela Rae Schuffert’s conspiracy theory becomes more and more testable with every passing day. If July 1 comes and no nuclear weapons have been detonated, we’ll know that Schuffert is simply full of hot air, and that Bob Cuppert’s Holy Spirit is really just the rambling voice of his own unfiltered amygdala.

23 days to go to Apocalypse… or not.

1 comment to Signs Of The New World Order Apocalypse From Inside My Head

  • Tom

    Yea, well meanwhile, out here in the real world:

    http://www.financialarmageddon.com/
    Thieves Expand Their Horizons, Yet Again
    Time for the latest installment of “If we’re in a recovery, why are people stealing everything that isn’t nailed down?” As I’ve noted previously — here, here, and here, for example — the past few years have seen a notable uptick in the breadth and depth of unusual items that have been targeted by thieves. As the following reports suggest, that trend seems to be continuing, unabated:

    Cosmetics
    “Pair Accused of Pocketing, Reselling $20K in Perfume, Cosmetics” (Washington Post)
    Grave markers
    “‘Pathetic’ Thieves Take Minnesota Vets’ Markers” (StarTribune.com)
    Airbags and catalytic converters
    “Car Thieves Are Increasingly Looting for Oddball Parts” (MSN Autos)
    Religious items
    “Metal Thieves Steal Fresno Church Cross” (UTSanDiego.com)
    Plants
    “Gardener: Thieves Stole $1,000 Worth Of Plants From 2 Mpls Gardens” (WCCO)
    Gardening equipment
    “Summer Brings Rash of Lawn Mower Thefts” (TriCities.com)
    Scuba gear
    “Dive Shop Theft Suspect Caught on Security Cameras” (WINK)
    Snack foods
    “Discarded Wrappers Used to Track Snack Thieves” (Associated Press)
    Dogs
    “Pet Thefts on the Rise” (WRGB)

    Each category is a story – a tale of a dying empire where the balance of wealth is misdistributed to the top 1% while the rest of humanity suffers. It’s only going to get worse as climate change begins to bite harder.

    From Suburban Guerilla:
    http://susiemadrak.com/2012/06/07/yes-the-population-bomb-is-real/

    “Dr. Paul Ehrlich was ridiculed many times over the years for his book, The Population Bomb, in which he argued that the rapidly growing world population is a major threat to our survival. Ehrlich underestimated the amount of people ecosystems can support, but I can’t understand why anyone would argue with his general thesis. From The Raw Story:

    Climate change, population growth and environmental destruction could cause a collapse of the ecosystem just a few generations from now, scientists warned on Wednesday in the journal Nature.

    The paper by 22 top researchers said a “tipping point” by which the biosphere goes into swift and irreversible change, with potentially cataclysmic impacts for humans, could occur as early as this century.

    The warning contrasts with a mainstream view among scientists that environmental collapse would be gradual and take centuries…

    The factors in today’s equation include a world population that is set to rise from seven billion to around 9.3 billion by mid-century and global warming that will outstrip the UN target of two degrees Celsius (3.6 degrees Fahrenheit).

    The team determined that once 50-90 percent of small-scale ecosystems become altered, the entire eco-web tips over into a new state, characterised especially by species extinctions.

    Once the shift happens, it cannot be reversed.”

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