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Wenlock and Mandeville Are Olympic Illuminati Tools, Says Conspiracy Theorist

Advent of Deception is a web site that promotes conspiracy theories centered around ancient texts, numerological interpretation of apparently banal details, with the presumption that a secret group called The Illuminati is in control of everything. Quick logical leaps bring the site’s writer to conclusions such as this: “Through transcending the dualities of this world, only one observation is experienced: the battle of the darkness against the light.”

illuminati wenlock and mandevilleWhile Advent of Deception is not very rigorous with its reasoning, it does provide a very colorful map of the downfall of humanity… as colorful as this year’s official Olympic mascots, Wenlock and Mandeville.

Advent of Deception has been warning for quite some time that a satanic conspiracy will take over the world on December 21 of this year. Now, the site is telling its readers that Wenlock and Mandeville are essential parts of this diabolical plan. The fact that there are two mascots, for example, translates as the number eleven, and we all know what that means… Actually, I have no idea what that means.

Wenlock, according to the site, has a head shaped like a heart, with a pyramid on top of it. The symbolic meaning of the combination of the two is supposed to be, according to some obscure source, knowledge and enlightenment. Wenlock doesn’t really seem knowledgeable or enlightened to me, but if he, or she, or it, was, well, wouldn’t that be a good thing?

No, knowledge and enlightenment are civilization killers, according to the Advent of Deception web site, which warns, “Anyone that is studying the numerology and symbolism of the 2012 Olympics should realize that the Occult Illuminati must be planning a huge occult ritual event, a major preparation event for the activation of the New World Order on 12/21/2012, or the presentation of the aliens.”

Why, though, would the Illuminati need to send a message about an occult ritual event using difficult to interpret symbols in the Olympic mascots? Couldn’t they just send an email, or use Twitter?

Earlier this year, Advent of Deception claimed that “A total of 33 lower entities entered into host bodies to deceive the world as humans. Also, the 2012 Olympics in London is set up to Anoint the Antichrist through covert occult rituals… Baal who resides within a host body will be anointed as King over the children of the darkness during the 2012 Olympics that will kick off the Judgment era—Advent of Deception will keep a close watch within the next few years.”

It seems that this Baal fellow, if he exists, and if he intends to take over the world through the evil use of secret symbols in the two Olympic mascots, is a pretty reasonable fellow. The writer behind the Advent of Deception web site, after all, expects to be around for years after Baal takes his throne, and will have the freedom to keep publishing the Advent of Deception site. That makes Baal a friend of freedom of the press – something many Christian churches can’t say for themselves.

So, why worry? The Advent of Deception suggests that Prince William may be the host of Baal: “Possibly this Anointing Event will be under the disguise of a ritual surrounding Prince William.” Prince William seems like a very nice fellow, though, and his wife is just adorable. If the prince is Baal, I couldn’t think of a better person.

I say we learn to relax about Illuminati costume conspiracies, and sit back and watch the Baal games.

20 comments to Wenlock and Mandeville Are Olympic Illuminati Tools, Says Conspiracy Theorist

  • jonah

    if you’re going to write an article debunking a “conspiracy theory”, you should be sure to do a little research as opposed to just being clever and dismissive. this piece serves no practical or productive purpose (other than to ridicule the “conspiracy” information in question). You’ve done nothing here but laugh it off.

    read up on the illuminati. their history is very real. it’s quite logical to think there may be a handful of people at the “top of the pyramid” engineering the movement of history as a means to serve their own agenda. this is the primary function of a corporation. why couldn’t this corporate concept exist on a global scale? at the very least, this must be considered as a possibility.

    also, i recommend the book, “the secret history of the world”, by mark booth if you’re interested in exploring this idea.

    thank you, and best wishes.

    • Jonah, the purpose of this article is not to debunk. It’s to laugh at an idea that is ridiculous on the face of it. The idea of these conspiracy theorists is that there’s a small number of people who secretly control the world, but who nonetheless need to resort to exerting their power by inserting extremely obscure symbols onto the goofball costumes of a pair of sporting mascots.

      “Quite logical”? Explain to me how that’s quite logical, Jonah.

      Write me out the logical argument that explains it, Jonah, with the premises all lined up neatly, please. Otherwise, you’ve got no basis for claiming that the logic exists.

      Jonah, one last thing: There is no book that explains in any rational way how Mandeville and Wenlock can logically be believed to be representatives of secret puppet masters who work to implement an ancient conspiracy.

  • jonah

    It’s not only the mascots. You’ve chosen an example that’s pretty easy to mock.

    There are a great number of characteristics about the 2012 Olympics that could be considered to symbolize the Illuminati (symbols based on Illuminati history, it’s association with Freemasonry and other occult groups, ritualistic observances, and it’s intentions for the future).

    However, if you continue to approach this in a manner that doesn’t allow for the possibility of an alternative perspective, then what else is left but laughter? Furthermore (and this is where I’m perplexed), what’s the point? If you just want to make fun, then cool. Just don’t claim to actually know what you’re talking about.

    I’m not here as a doomsayer. I don’t know what’s going to happen. But I do know, according to the history of and research on the Illuminati and ancient esoteric teachings, that there is an abundance of symbolism revolving around this event. And at the very least, I believe there should be an awareness.

  • jonah

    Also, these mascots are not intended for dad and mom. They are created to catch the attention of junior (and junioress). So if this is indeed Illuminati symbolism, then it turns out this is quite a powerful method of embedding it into the subconscious. Especially when Mandeville and Wenlock are sitting at home on your shelf.

  • Zayman

    Agreed Jonah,
    I believe they are targeting more youth and that these obscure symbols that you speak of can be found in many cartoons and kids movies. They are out there the illuminati does exist and I believe they are here to take over the world, which they probably did already. Just like on earth we now see a star that may have died light years ago so the illuminati is changing things right now. Change might have happened already we just got to brace ourselves when the world as a whole realizes it.

  • Jonah

    Who said they’re restricted?

    Do your research. It makes for productive journalism.

    • I’m sorry, Jonah. I simply could come up with no other logical explanation for the rather pathetic method of world domination of dressing a couple of guys in weird Teletubby suits to bounce up and down in the margins on TV, with no opportunity to speak or to give any message other than through some very difficult to understand mathematical formula of secret symbols hidden on their costumes.

      I took it for granted that such a scheme could work. Could you explain to me then, Jonah, why the Illuminati, if they are so powerful, would bother to engage in this bizarre, ineffective plot of mascot costuming?

  • Jonah

    On the mascots in particular, the symbol is pretty obvious. It’s a fairly blatant Eye of Horus or All-Seeing Eye (also depicted on the back of the dollar bill as the missing capstone of the pyramid).

    The idea of the pyramid is essentially a hierarchy of power. The eye at the top is representative of those in control – namely, a handful of families that run the central banks. One level down would be national governments (many of whom are deeply in debt to the central banks). And at the very bottom is the average, well-meaning citizen.

    This is not an ineffective plot. Subliminal messaging is a proven powerful method of mind programming and manipulation (see, Nazi movement or Ronald McDonald).

    A child’s mind is especially fertile ground for the germination of an idea. In this case – a big creepy eye watching you all the time is not something to fear. Even more, it’s your best friend!

    The reason various symbols are used is because they have deep spiritual and occult meaning to the Illuminati society. The opening ceremony was filled with this stuff. It was a massive ritual – empowered by the energy of the billion or so people that watched it.

    • Oh really, Jonah? Did Horus run around in multi-colored puffy spandex? I don’t think so.

      Your theory, that everything with one eye is automatically an Eye of Horus Illuminati symbol, is a blunt idea. Wenlock and Mandeville look nothing like Horus or the back of a dollar bill. Turn off your conspiracy theory and work again.

  • Jonah

    Okay. Best wishes.

  • Anonymous

    Thiduthor is a moron.

  • Effie Merdian

    I’m impressed, I must say. Really rarely do I run across a web page that’s both educative and exciting, and let me tell you, you have hit the nail on the head. Your idea is wondrous ; the issue is something that not enough people are speaking intelligently about. I am very happy that I stumbled across this.

  • Reid Anderson

    Dear F.G. Fitzer: Are you insane? Is your perception level at a radically low level? The “illuminati” or Power Elite as I refer to them are very real. They are members of the Freemasons, the Bilderberg group, the CFR, the Trilateral commission, the EC, the UN, the Royal Family, the Indian Brahmans, etc……They are descendants of 1000’s of years of inbred bloodlines and they include such mercurial family names as Rothschild, Bauer, Du Pont, Rockefeller, Kennedy, Roosevelt, etc… etc… although only the 13 true bloodline families hold the highest levels in the pyramid of power. This 1/2% controls 90% of the worlds wealth, thus 90% of the worlds economies, thus 90% of the worlds power. I have trouble lending much support to the Luciferian and reptilean angles of the illuminati, however what they themselves may believe is not widely known. I usually refer to satan/reptile talk as thieves of the light that should be cast upon the real economic slavery imposed by the Power Elite. They control the markets, interest rates, how much money is printed, global oil prices, political races, war funding, coups, rebellions, etc…. Every dollar in existence is acting as a proxy of their control. They continually control and manipulate world economies to keep their wealth growing and to keep the rest of us as unknown slaves for their gain. Simply research the names in the CFR, Bilderberg, etc… and you will find every time that if they are not in fact a member of the 13 bloodlines, they have been in the service of those bloodlines for a very long time. It is a mastery level of control that if for not being so infringent on my freedom i would applaud for its intricate, detailed and genius design. There is a level of income that most are not allowed to surpass by ways of taxation, cost to abide by law, etc… that works as a ceiling to make sure the sheep can not exit the pen. The agenda must be kept from the sheep as they would certainly escape at any cost if they were to become aware. I do not believe the FEMA death camps or any of the killing all but 500 million people angles to the illuminati simply because without the sheep you have no wool. Without the billions of people to manipulate you have no economic systems to control. Thus no power to hold. No game to play. Oh they want us to live and continue to allow them to prosper. When the world as we know it does not end in December everyone will breath a sigh of relief and go right back to sleep and allow the Power Elite to continue to control the world. If we live we are happy, well i would rather be gone than simply exist under the control of the Inbreeder Elite. They have killed not only the American Dream but every dream. Maybe one day their will be a wave of new political leaders who can find a way to match the billion dollar campaigns. Maybe they will even make it to office prior to be assassinated like the great revolutionary leaders of our past such as JFK, RFK, MLK, etc.. etc…. Probably not but one can hope. I actually would prefer if they did have a new world order agenda that involved murdering and imprisoning billions of people, that is the only thing that would wake the world up. Waking the world up with a murderous agenda would be their downfall and that would be most beautiful to witness. Problem is you do not stir the bee hives when your stealing their honey.

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