Bern enjoys singing in a Maryland barbershop quartet in his spare time. When he’s not putting on a straw hat, he sends out e-mails explaining why he opposes Barack Obama. In a word, it’s because Barack Obama is poopy. In a message this morning, Bern explained that he’d like me to put these images on shirts for him:
And it’s not just Barack Obama that’s the problem, I’m led to believe from Bern’s message. Referring obliquely to the Occupy movement, he explains that “the 99%” pee-pee all over themselves. Has Bern realized that “99%” refers to 99% of Americans? That’s not very patriotic of him to say; he’d better pull out that flag pin, lickety-split.
I might be inclined to chalk up this scatalogical, potty-mouthed and frankly infantile approach to politics to just one unhinged conservative. It might be idiosyncratic… except for the fact that the “I Have to Take an Obama” poo joke shows up 41,200 times in a Google search. Apparently conservative America has been telling this one since 2008.