How to Safely Predict a Disaster
The safest way to predict a disaster is not to predict anything. Kirk Elliott of the Asset Preservation Institute demonstrates the technique in an e-mail blasted out to the world this week:
For many years we have been providing information regarding the destruction of America, the collapse of the currency and the economy, the looming hyperinflation and the global transformation towards a totalitarian police state run by the bankers and eleitsis etc. towards a new world order. We have always stressed to prepare for the worst.
Act now! The time frame for a major event in the U.S. is believed to be tomorrow morning to three months and on the outside timing six months to one year plus.
API is signing off line as of July 30th, 2012 and strongly urges you to contact Dr. Kirk Elliott at 1.866.211.8986 for a private review and consultation.
You heard Kirk Elliott! Call him now and arrange for that
major milking of dollars consultation. A “major event” is happening tomorrow morning! Or in three months! Or six months, to one year! Plus!
Looking for more details on this impending something? The Asset Preservation Institute website elaborates, sort of:
Condition Red! Red Alert! Collapse Imminent! Why, it’s Stage IV! Er, what is Stage IV?
Red Alert: Stage IV:
Hyperinflation destroys purchasing power of currency. Inflation rate doubles on a daily basis. Social chaos arrives. Martial law is invoked. Currency is worthless and is no longer used. A barter system takes over while global governance issues a new currency.
Summary: Central banks and investors around the world will dump the dollar. This will create hyperinflation. Social chaos arrives.
Note: The above warning system is just an overall gauge. Further study and research is strongly recommended.
Now that’s getting specific: being at Red Alert Stage IV means that by tomorrow, or next month, or next year, plus, inflation will double daily, we’ll have martial law, currency will no longer be used and we’ll all retreat to barter systems…
… except that this is all just an overall gauge, and further study and research is needed. So if it doesn’t happen, well, Kirk Elliott can’t actually be nailed to the wall for his prior alarmist statements.
Did I mention that you can call 1-866-211-8986 for a private consultation with this fella? I’m sure the fees are absolutely minimal compared to the price of utter social collapse. Besides, as Elliott points out, by tomorrow or next month currency will collapse anyway, so it doesn’t matter what you pay him, right? Although I guess that means Elliott should be only taking barter for his services if he knows what’s good for him. Why don’t you give Elliott a call and ask if he’ll accept a chicken for his consultation services?