Little plant disaster: a touch-me-this discovery
Dad: Why did you take so long coming up the hill?
Son: Oh, I was just looking at those pink plants by the road.
Dad: Did you like the flowers?
Son: They were OK, but I really like the seed pods. Do you know what they do?
Dad: Yes; just be sure not to bring them up here…
Son: Look. (Pulling out pods from behind his back) They explode!