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American Family Association’s New Zombie Jesus Buttons Don’t Go Far Enough

American Family Association offers Jesus: He Came for You ButtonsIt’s October, so in the spirit of Halloween the American Family Association is offering a blood-red button featuring the outstretched hand of a long-dead Jesus, reaching, reaching, along with the words “He Came for YOU!”

It’s unfortunate that the AFA button isn’t more detailed. I suggest this friendly amendment for the li’l trick-or-treaters:

Jesus He Came for You Red Zombie Button


Dead and Buried? Check.
Rose from the Grave? Check.
Wants your Soul? Check.
Ritual Eating of Flesh? Check.
Promised Vengeance Against the Living? Check.

Aaaa! Run away!

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