It’s October, so in the spirit of Halloween the American Family Association is offering a blood-red button featuring the outstretched hand of a long-dead Jesus, reaching, reaching, along with the words “He Came for YOU!”
It’s unfortunate that the AFA button isn’t more detailed. I suggest this friendly amendment for the li’l trick-or-treaters:
Dead and Buried? Check.
Rose from the Grave? Check.
Wants your Soul? Check.
Ritual Eating of Flesh? Check.
Promised Vengeance Against the Living? Check.
Aaaa! Run away!