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American Family Association’s New Zombie Jesus Buttons Don’t Go Far Enough

American Family Association offers Jesus: He Came for You ButtonsIt’s October, so in the spirit of Halloween the American Family Association is offering a blood-red button featuring the outstretched hand of a long-dead Jesus, reaching, reaching, along with the words “He Came for YOU!”

It’s unfortunate that the AFA button isn’t more detailed. I suggest this friendly amendment for the li’l trick-or-treaters:

Jesus He Came for You Red Zombie Button

Consider:

Dead and Buried? Check.
Rose from the Grave? Check.
Wants your Soul? Check.
Ritual Eating of Flesh? Check.
Promised Vengeance Against the Living? Check.

Aaaa! Run away!

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