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Conspiracy Nuts Go Millerite: Never Mind 3/23/2013. NOW the Obama Microchips Come 12/31/2017!

The conspiracy nuts said President Obama would be implanting special RFID GPS tracking microchips under our skin by March 23, 2013. News with views made a typical prediction:

“The Obama Health Care Bill will require all U.S. citizens and babies to receive a microchip or Medchip by March 23, 2013.”

But, whoops, it’s March 23 2013 now, and the microchips just aren’t here.

What to do? Pull a Millerite maneuver, that’s what. The Obama microchip apocalypse has a new date!

Apocalyptic anti-Obama conspiracy nut Charles Brannan (sorry Charles, no link juice for you) rolls out his new prophesy with a handy new date:

“This device is no more than the size of a grain of rice and Obamacare has plans for everyone to be implanted with this device by December 31, 2017 at the latest; despite what a lot of bloggers out there are saying. Katherine Sebelius and ultimately her boss, Barack Obama have the discretion to mandate this and require your bank accounts be available for immediate payment of any medical visit you make to a hospital or medical facility. Does this make it far-fetched to say that the government can go one step further to require you to need this implant to buy or sell anything?

To find the Antichrist, look at whose name is on the mark. At the present, it looks like Obama’s name will be on the mark, but will he be president when this mark is finally implanted into all the population? As I said before, the implants are supposed to be fully implemented by the end of 2017, which is several months after Obama should no longer be president. However, there is a prophecy Obama is the last president we will ever have, and the prophecies God gave me in my book strongly suggest Obama may still very well be president at that time.”

Always just around the bend and always bent. You’ve got to laugh.

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