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Glenn Beck Is Right! New Things In American History Will Happen Over The Next Week

Yesterday, Glenn Beck made a prediction that sounds pretty startling.  “In the next 10 days, you are going to witness things in American history that have never been witnessed before.”  He says he has a document that will prove it.

I don’t agree with Glenn Beck’s nasty version of right wing ideology, but I have to admit that, in this case, he’s right.  In fact, I have a document that proves it.

It’s called a calendar.  It clearly establishes that time moves only in one direction: forward.  That means every day, new things happen. With the creativity of humanity in the mix, we can be sure that  every day, things will happen that have never happened before.

Of course, Glenn Beck went a bit further, as he always does.  Glenn Beck says that he has information that will “Rock this nation,” and bring down the entire power structure – the whole bloody thing.

In this regard, I don’t expect that Glenn Beck is right.  I expect that he merely has a pathological need for attention.  Poor guy.  Well, here’s some attention for you, Mr. Beck.

I’ll also make sure to give you some attention this time next week – after your predictions fail.

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