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What Do Superman and Twizzlers Have In Common?

Shopping at the grocery store this morning, I passed by a display of Twizzlers – a kind of red, chewy, stringy candy that is something like licorice, but without the taste. The display was promoting Twizzlers as Invincible Summer Fun, along with the latest Superman movie.

Maybe I’m just dense, but I don’t get the connection between Superman and Twizzlers.

Is Superman being used to advertise Twizzlers because…

A) Twizzlers are so thoroughly artificial that they’re practically indestructable?

B) Twizzlers have come from a foreign planet to surreptitiously alter the course of human history?

C) Twizzlers have good hair?

D) _______________ (You tell me)

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One thought on “What Do Superman and Twizzlers Have In Common?”

  1. Dave says:

    I think Twizzlers have about the same half-life as kryptonite. Yeah, that’s it.

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