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Glenn Beck Warns Us Of Cannibalism Everywhere

On June 13th, I forwarded the news that political commentator Glenn Beck had announced that he would soon make a second announcement, with news that would change everything, rocking the political establishment to its core. “In the next 10 days, you are going to witness things in American history that have never been witnessed before,” he said.

I promised to report back on what Beck’s revelations would be, but then, to be honest, I forgot all about Glenn Beck and his big announcement. Other, more important things were going on, like preparations for the nationwide July 4th Restore The Fourth protests against NSA surveillance of Americans.

To remedy my oversight, I have gone back through the news from the last few weeks, searching for Beck’s announcement. It was difficult to find, but finally I have found it. Glenn Beck’s news is that…

… the end of the world will soon come because people are committing acts of public cannibalism to prove their bravery.


Beck says that the Book of Mormon has shown him this truth.

2 thoughts on “Glenn Beck Warns Us Of Cannibalism Everywhere”

  1. Bill says:

    Dear Glenn: eat me.

    1. F.G. Fitzer says:

      You see? You see? It’s your fault the end of the world is coming, Bill!

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