Terrorism in the United States is so rare that it’s almost completely non-existent. Yet, the cutural norm in the USA is to pretend that terrorism is always on the verge of erupting across the nation. So, the majority says, we need to be always on the lookout for terrorizing evildoers, snooping on our friends, neighbors, and everybody else in our immediate vicinity.
If we see something, we’re supposed to say something. Saying something means reporting on other people to federal agents. Seeing something means, well, seeing something.
Well, far be it from me to allow the fabric of everything American rip apart on my watch. So, fellow Homelanders, I feel duty bound to let you all know that I see something:
I see a red bird looking at me.
Reader, reader, what do you see?