From Ninjago: “I may look totally different, and evil may now course through my veins, but I am still the same man you married.”
From Wonder Woman in Justice League of America comic number 38: “As I told you before, Steve Trevor, I can’t marry you until my services are no longer needed to battle crime and injustice…”
From the Phineas and Fern song Wedding Adventure: “Ski jumping! Snake charming! Cow tipping! Hamster chasing! Cake baking! Car washing! Wedding adventure!”
Should Pat Robertson be alarmed? Is there an anti-marriage agenda in children’s media?