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What “Fresh Picked Tangerines” Mean to Bath and Body Works Corp.

Bath and Body Works labels this soap “Fresh Picked Tangerines”:

Fresh Picked Tangerines?The complete ingredients listed on the back label of the soap:

Active Ingredients: Triclosan

Other Ingredients: Water, Sodium Lauryl Sufate, Fragrance, PPG-1-PEG-9- Lauryl Glycol Ether, Disodium Lauryl Sulfosuccinate, Olea Europeaea (Olive) Fruit Extract, Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Fruit Extract, Mangifera Indica (Mango) Fruit Extract, Honey Extract, PEG-7 Glyceryl Cocoate, Hydroxypropyl Methylcellulose, Glycerin, Guar Hydroxypropyltrimonium Chloride, Cocamidopropylamine Oxide, Hydroxyethyl Urea, Propylene Glycol, Triethylene Glycol, Tetrasodium EDT, Citric Acid, Benzophenone-4, Sodium Chloride, Butylene Glycol, Sodium Hydroxide, Benzyl Alcohol, Methylchloroisothiazolinone, Methylisothiazolinone, Yellow 8, Red 40

Fresh Picked Tangerines. Yum yum.

5 thoughts on “What “Fresh Picked Tangerines” Mean to Bath and Body Works Corp.”

  1. Tom says:

    Guar thar matey, ye’ll pardon the name o’ me chemikills and say nuthin’ about it arrr we’ll run ye through and hang ye from a yarrrd arrrm.

  2. Horatio says:

    It’s an anagram: A redneck ripeness fight.

    Can’t believe you didn’t get that.

    1. Jim Cook says:

      Enchanted Frier Keg Piss would explain the “Urea” part. It’s a wee bit magic.

  3. Dave says:

    Hair fed Singkeepers, N.T.C.

  4. Bill says:

    It’s OK…if you look closely at the fine print under the picture on the label, you’ll see it reads “Serving suggestion”

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