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Jesus and His Dad Damn Sodomite Illinois with 57 Degrees and Cloudy Skies

We keep hearing that God will punish communities that allow same-sex marriage.

Well, today God had His chance. The Illinois House just voted to legalize same-sex marriage.

What mighty weather judgment did Jesus and His Dad send to Illinois in response? November temperatures in the fifties, with cloudy skies.

But just you wait! Tonight, it’s going to drizzle.

Oooooooooh.

One thought on “Jesus and His Dad Damn Sodomite Illinois with 57 Degrees and Cloudy Skies”

  1. John Lewis Mealer says:

    That sounds like a rap jungle….

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