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The Bible And Jesus Are Waging A War On Christmas!

A wave of Christmas-hating degeneracy is sweeping over the world, and the American Family Association is documenting it. Jim has pointed out the AFA’s clear standard: If you don’t say Christmas, you’re a Christmas hater.

I know that the good Christian soldiers already have a lot of work on their agenda, given all the hateful people who aren’t saying “Christmas”, but I’ve just discovered two more very important targets for their campaign.

Jesus never ever said “Christmas”.

The Christian Bible is one of the longest books in the world, but not even once does it use the word “Christmas”.

Clearly, Jesus and the Bible are anti-Christmas. In the name of Christianity, we must boycott Jesus and the Christian Bible!

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