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Mixed Metaphor Of Holiday Shopping Time

At the airport today, I came across this catalog from Avon, featuring the front cover message that I am “Just in time for the holiday rush.” What this means, I think: I have, in the nick of time, gained access to a sacred rite of

Psst... what kind of person doesn't support pacifism?

Fight the Republican beast!