Enter your email address to subscribe to Irregular Times and receive notifications of new posts by email.

Join 240 other subscribers

Irregular Times Newsletters

Click here to subscribe to any or all of our six topical e-mail newsletters:
  1. Social Movement Actions,
  2. Credulity and Faith,
  3. Election News,
  4. This Week in Congress,
  5. Tech Dispatch and
  6. our latest Political Stickers and Such

Contact Us

We can be contacted via retorts@irregulartimes.com

Mixed Metaphor Of Holiday Shopping Time

At the airport today, I came across this catalog from Avon, featuring the front cover message that I am “Just in time for the holiday rush.”

What this means, I think: I have, in the nick of time, gained access to a sacred rite of being in a hurry to get to something else.

image

It’s a timely message, I think.

Leave a Reply

  

  

  

You can use these HTML tags

<a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>