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Botanical Conditions

In my hotel bathroom this morning, I see that I have been supplied with a white tea aloe conditioner for my hair. Who needs to put white tea and aloe in their hair? Sleepy burn victims?

In cosmetics, the new practice seems to be to name products after a pairing of plants: Lemon lavender soap, for instance. I’m wondering what the boundaries of this could be. How about the following?

– Cabbage mapleroot hand lotion
– Bluegrass onion shower gel
– Nettle kale lip balm
– Cockleburr algae shampoo
– Tangerine jalapeno exfoliant

One thought on “Botanical Conditions”

  1. Dave says:

    Sea salt eggplant tooth polish.

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